Wednesday, 12 October 2011

Lions and Tigers and Vampire-Wolves, Oh My!

I'm a good skeptic, and am highly suspicious about claims of cryptozoology (Nessie, Bigfoot and the like.) Believers - I'm not saying your wrong, but I am saying that photo of blurry splodges is unlikely to be a cold-blooded dinosaur living in a Scottish pond. And that other photo is a dog with mange, not Chupacabra. Stop being so stupid.
All that being said, as of today, I believe in unicorns. Why? Well, because I saw one. A baby one (you can tell because it still has it's black markings, which (as everyone knows) fade to silvery white when maturity is reached).
There was, unfortunately, no evidence of an ability to fart rainbows.
Noods x

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